Y2M's Nerdcore Life

This is me when I was dating any of my previous girlfriends…

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Bruce Lee, the Laziest Silent Hill Protagonist
Pat: There ya go! See, now you're getting it; you dodge and then you attack. You're like Bruce Lee and Muhammad Ali fighting Silent Hill.
Matt: If Bruce Lee came to Silent Hill, he'd probably be like "ahh... I don't know, man..."
Pat: He'd probably be like "ahh, these fuckin' crackers... And their fuckin' crazy ass spook shit. Can't believe this fuckin' thing."
Matt: I don't think Bruce Lee would actually say that.
Pat: Nah, he'd probably just go like "woo-tah"- Or just leave.
Matt: "Woo-tah".
Pat: Yeah, that's Bruce Lee at his most relaxed! "Woo-tah, I guess" and then just this lazy punch.
Matt: This really lazy One-inch punch.

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Yeah, so subtle… I knew this was gonna happen too. That entire episode was just basically this. What a letdown.

superbestpens:

me ah de baddest motherfucker bout yah


Breaking them rules!

superbestpens:

me ah de baddest motherfucker bout yah

Breaking them rules!

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japaneseweeaboo:

Cryme Tyme live

It’s Cryme Time SON!!!!!

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pxelprince:

they do exist

Knockoff Videogame Costumes Are the Best at Names

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Must get em just for the lolz!

me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen