Pat: There ya go! See, now you're getting it; you dodge and then you attack. You're like Bruce Lee and Muhammad Ali fighting Silent Hill.
Matt: If Bruce Lee came to Silent Hill, he'd probably be like "ahh... I don't know, man..."
Pat: He'd probably be like "ahh, these fuckin' crackers... And their fuckin' crazy ass spook shit. Can't believe this fuckin' thing."
Matt: I don't think Bruce Lee would actually say that.
Pat: Nah, he'd probably just go like "woo-tah"- Or just leave.
Pat: Yeah, that's Bruce Lee at his most relaxed! "Woo-tah, I guess" and then just this lazy punch.
Matt: This really lazy One-inch punch.
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Yeah, so subtle… I knew this was gonna happen too. That entire episode was just basically this. What a letdown.
me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen